For the lovebirds but not by lovebird
βWhen the choice was: Do I want my love life determined by a psychologist or a mathematician, I pick mathematician every day of the week.β β Sam Yagan
Falling in love is easy but keeping it alive is hard or sometimes it is better to just let it go. We (Not me ;) geeks are known for failing at it miserably. But no more, we code for every problem in our life then why not this. So geeks, I present you lovebird
. One stop solution for your love issues from breakup to compliments, lovebird have your back ;) So go ahead fall in love.
npm install -g lovebird
$ lovebird
# *********************************************
# * *
# * LOVEBIRD *
# * *
# *********************************************
lovebird$ help
# Commands:
#
# help [command...] Provides help for a given command.
# exit [options] Exits instance of Vorpal.
# excuse Best excuses to get out of relationship
# reaction Reaction for dummies who got dumped.
# compliment Say something nice and save your ass.
# gift Give something nice and save your ass.
# propose Stop being shy and hit it hard.
# survive Get out of your shell and fight it.
excuse
: best excuses to get out of relationshiplovebird$ excuse
# ππ I Just Need A Little Space.
# ππ I am breaking up because my internet is down.
reaction
: reaction for dummies who just got dumpedlovebird$ reaction
# ππ I canβt believe this.
survive
: get out of your shell and fight it.lovebird$ survive
# ππ Eat healthfully and regularly.
compliment
: say something nice and save your asslovebird$ compliment
# π»π» You make me feel like it's summer.
propose
: stop being shy and hit it hard.lovebird$ propose
# π»π» I wanna say I love you, I wanna hold you tight
# I want your arms around me & I want your lips on mine
# I wanna say I love you, but, babe I 'm terrified
# My hands are shaking, my heart is racing
# Cause it 's something I can't hide, it 's something I can't deny
# So here I go.....
# Baby, I lo - o - o - ve you......
gifts
: give something nice and save your asslovebird$ gift
# π»π» Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick.
idea
: Feeling out of luck. Well, Hope you are luckylovebird$ idea
# π»π» Cuddle and have pizza.
counselor
: Feeling depressed? Meet professionalslovebird$ counselor
# π»π» Avani Parekh - lovedoctor.in
excuse
(Best excuses to get out of relationship)reaction
(Reaction for dummies who got dumped)compliments
(Say something nice and save your ass)gifts
(Give something nice and save your ass.)propose
(Stop being shy and hit it hard.)survive
(Get out of your shell and fight it.)idea
(Feeling out of luck. Well, Hope you are lucky!)counselor
(Feeling depressed? Meet professionals.)count
(Count the love.)